I am the Incredible Hulk. I'm the Gray Hulk, not the Green Hulk.
I wish I was the Green Hulk because he recycles.
I went to the second Hulk movie and almost Hulked out when a little boy started to argue with his dad in the middle of the movie.
"What do you mean the security guard was the Hulk!? The pizza delivery guy is the Hulk!"
"Calm down, he was the Hulk in the TV show."
"Dad that's a lie. Everybody knows a normal size guy plays the Bruce part and the Hulk is computer animation!"
"The TV show was before computer animation."
"What do you mean before computer animation? Aren't TV's and computers the same age?"
My skin turned gray and I jumped through the screen. I woke up in the desert.
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