Showing posts with label Silly but Mean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silly but Mean. Show all posts

Friday, June 20, 2008

Junk Blog

This is a Junk Blog. I'm not writing anything worth reading. All the great books in the world and you're reading this waste of time. Stop! I mean it. Really go read something that isn't on a computer screen. A tube of tooth paste, a phone book or any TV guide from last year.

Why are you still here? I left a gap. You can't take a hint.
No, I don't want your pity.

Go read a book by a bad science fiction writer.
That's it! I'm a bad science fiction writer so I'll start my own church.

Meet me here next Sunday for the Church of the Junk Blog.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I hate little dogs

Look what humans have done to the mighty wolf.

Why would you breed dogs to the point of a useless piece of canine life?

I hate little dogs. Go buy a cat.